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Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring
Chile. Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping
pictures. One day, without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret
military installation. In an instant, armed troops surround Murray and
Esther and hustle them off to prison.
They can't prove who they are because they've left their
passports in their hotel room. For three weeks they're tortured day
and night to get them to name their contacts in the liberation
movement.. Finally they're hauled in front of a military court,
charged with espionage, and sentenced to death.
The next morning they're lined up in front of the wall where
they'll be shot. The sergeant in charge of the firing squad asks them
if they have any lasts requests. Esther wants to know if she can call
her daughter in Chicago. The sergeant says he's sorry, that's not
possible, and turns to Murray.
"This is crazy!" Murray shouts. "We're not spies!" And he
spits in the sergeants face.
"Murray!" Esther cries. "Please! Don't make trouble."
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"

2 comentarios:

Aurora(zafiro-sangre) dijo...

Y justo hoy que en el "rápido" Delicias venía viendo tratos inmundos a los judíos en la ya vista nominada y ganadóra de premios cannes y oscar: la vida es bella...i´m not a spy neither a jewish...

Pseudemys dijo...

Ah sii, buena película. Lástima de que ya estoy harto de que exploten en el cine el tema de los judíos y el de los nazis... sino sería de mis películas favoritas... y me dan ganas de meterme en el tema del judaísmo internacional pero no lo haré, al rato Bill Gates me descubre y me manda matar ... y quiero vivir mínimo hasta los 40.